I could not be more chuffed at the moment. I’ve just read something that made me don my tap shoes and venture onto the hallway laminate.

Tina Macintyre is being written out of Corrie. The character is an utter harridan, I don’t want her in my sitting room. It will be a joy to not listen to her constant whinging.

Yes I do watch Corrie avidly.

Now, the equally shrewish Michelle…….