If you’ve ever read a Bad Hymns blog and sniggered at those who like the music of which it speaks

If you’ve ever made a comment to someone like “I bet you find the more traditional stuff a little bit more special”

If you’ve ever tweeted how you didn’t like a hymn in Mass

If you’ve ever said “Oh I know!” to someone who’s tweeted they didn’t like a hymn in Mass

If you’ve ever blogged about how damaging (give me strength) people such as Paul Inwood are

If you’ve ever been unkind to Bernadette Farrell about her music, ignoring her real Christian work

If you’ve ever secretly filmed liturgical dance so you can put it on Youtube and people can gasp in feigned shock and distaste

His Holiness wants a word